D                           G    
I don't want to be a pioneer
                                       D
A singer sings a sad song when he's sad

But honey all these years I've been upset
Em                             A5 
I've slowly turned the kind of blue that keeps your jeans dry

D                                     G
Now I don't need to reinvent the wheel
D                                        Em
a singer needs to feel like he's been had
A5             Em
It's all so sad
               A5 
It's all so sad

D                     G 
Oh broke, oh beat, oh twisted feet
B                     A
And so on and so forth
D                           G
So don't steal, don't lie, just tie your tie
         B
And go on, go forth
A
Go on, go forth

     G                       B
Sing la-dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da oh-da
    G                              B
Ah dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da-da-da-da-da dee-da
A            A5 
Ah dee-da dee-da

D                                      G
So hell I thought I knew why I was here
   D                                Em A5
To find myself a girl who makes me sad
D
But I went looking round and all I found
G                              B                  A
Was this here one who makes me tea and brings the crossword
D                                    G
So how am I supposed to bring us down
D                                 Em  A5
To think that I got used to being sad
            Em  A5
And sometimes down
           Em  A5
And always blue
               Em  A5
And did I mention sad?

OD                     G 
Oh broke, oh beat, oh twisted feet
B                     A
And so on and so forth
D                           G
So don't steal, don't lie, just tie your tie
         B
And go on, go forth
A
Go on, go forth

D                     G 
Oh broke, oh beat, oh twisted feet
B                     A
And so on and so forth
D                           G
So don't steal, don't lie, just tie your tie
         B
And go on, go forth
A
Go on, go forth
         B
And go on, go forth
A
Go on, go forth
         D    G   D 
Just go