Intro:

C (Strum down once)

Verse 1:

     C               Fmaj7    C
Well I don't want to be a big star
         C            Famj7                             C
And I've never really been a fan of folks who just want to go far
      G                       Fmaj7
But I do like to play on this guitar
    G                                  Fmaj7
And write these stupid songs in rental cars

Verse 2:

        C          Fmaj7  C
Now I'm headin' to Los    Angeles
                          G            C
And I can't stop though I really gotta piss
                                   Fmaj7     C
'Cause I'm late for the show gotta go, gotta go
                                    G              C
Put the pedal top the metal and I'm burnin' up the road

Pre-chorus 1:

      G                              Fmaj7
And I get there with five minutes to spare
        G                          Fmaj7
And the people there don't seem to care
      C                          Fmaj7        G
And I strap on my guitar and get ready to cut loose
  C          Fmaj7                               G
I hope these people think that this machine pwns n00bs

Chorus:

           C               Fmaj7
I't like a hedgehog with a flat can
      C        Fma7
And a star for Mario
       C          Fmaj7
Or the big dot in Pac-Man
       C      Fmaj7
Or the Konami code

And it makes me feel invincible 

When I'm up there on that stage
    C
The final boss has been destroyed

Long-distance or close-range
            G
It's like a super sniping shotgun

And it's body armor too

And I hope everyone agrees
     Fmaj7             G
That this machine pwns n00bs

Verse 3:

       C                   Fmaj7   C
I just finished my show in Phoenix A Z
                       G       C
God damnit if I didn't lose my keys
                                      Fmaj7  C
And the Nerd Fighters there all wanna hang   out
                          G    C
And go to Yogurt Land and In-N-Out

Pre-chorus 2:

G                                    Fmaj7
But we have to wait there on the sidewalk
G                       Fmaj7
Eating pizza with First Officer Spock
    C                Fmaj7     G
And now that they've been introduced
  C                    Fmaj7             G
I hope they agree that this machine pwns n00bs

Chorus:

           C               Fmaj7
I't like a hedgehog with a flat can
      C        Fma7
And a star for Mario
       C          Fmaj7
Or the big dot in Pac-Man
       C      Fmaj7
Or the Konami code

And it makes me feel invincible 

When I'm up there on that stage
    C
The level boss has been destroyed

Long-distance or close-range
            G
It's like a super sniping shotgun

And it's body armor too

And I hope everyone agrees
     Fmaj7             G       Fmaj7   C
That this machine pwns n00bs___________