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[Verse 1]
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They say don’t go to three-mile island, if you’re lookin’ for a wife
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Cause here a-while back they had a meltdown, and it’s created new forms of life.


[Chorus 1]
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The bears and the birds are bigger than houses
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And all the fishes | are growing hair.


[Verse 2]
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If you go up to three-mile island, take your kids to the baseball park
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When they play night games, they turn the lights out
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Cause the home team | glows in the dark.

[Chorus 2]
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The bears and the birds are bigger than houses
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And all the fish are | still growing hair.


[Verse 3]
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Well I’m goin’ up to three-mile island, there’s a girl there that I love so
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She’s gone through changes, but I still want her
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I’ve grown to like | her extra nose.


[Outro]
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Well, I don’t care about radiation
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I’m a-goin’ back to three-mile island
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I’m a-gonna get the girl I love
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I’m not scared of no mutation
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I’m a-gonna take my Geiger counter
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I’m a-gonna find the one I love
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She’ll be glo-o-wing, glo-o-wing glo-o-wing.